Rigby: 'Yeah, hello?' Dude, that was the worst try yet. Master Prank Caller: You got anything original? (MPC hangs up) (Mordecai dials the phone) Hello, Master Prank Caller, this is. Do you want to be this guy's son, or do you want to be number one? Rigby: What, you givin' up? Dude, we can prank this guy. I don't know, maybe we shouldn't do this. Master Prank Caller: Now listen up, stop calling here or I'm gonna make you sorry! (MPC hangs up phone) And what happened to your unfunny fake voice? That's the stupidest fake name I've ever heard. Master Prank Caller: Your name is Stan Stanminson? (Rigby dials and the telephone rings again) Get here quick, okay? Your mom's like totally starving. Master Prank Caller: Yeah, and hot wings. Mordecai: Yeah, this is, uh, pizza delivery guy? I have 50 pizzas here that you ordered. The Master Prank Caller picks up to answer.) (Mordecai dials the phone and the telephone rings. Mordecai and Rigby wrap foil around their heads) Mordecai and Rigby exchange knowing glances.) (Dramatic music plays as Pops turns back to the phone and then his head starts to throb.

Mordecai: Aw, cool! What kind are they? ( Rigby pulls a case from under Pops' bed and opens it to find 80s brick-sized phones.) (Mordecai and Rigby walk towards Pops' bed.) (A pulse tone is heard from the phone) But you're welcome to use the phones under my bed. Pops: Oh, I would, but I'm holding to talk with Joe Mama. Mordecai and Rigby: Pops, can we borrow your phone? Pops is still on the phone and the iron is still on his pants, which are smoking) Mordecai: Dude, let's go use Pops' phone. (Benson then throws the remains of the phone down and slams the door on his way out) He pulls the phone from the wall and smashes it to pieces on the floor)īenson: GOOD LUCK MAKING YOUR PRANK CALLS NOW! Hello, what's that? Mordecai and Rigby are banned from using the house phone? Okay. (Mordecai is about to dial when Benson bangs the door open off-screen.)īenson: HANG UP THAT PHONE! You think your little pranks are funny, huh? You think they're funny? Well, what do you guys think of my prank? (walking towards the phone, he pretends to think he's being called by someone) Ring, ring. Rigby: Who are you calling? (Mordecai stops shifting through pages and points to a number on the book) (Mordecai picks up a phone book and starts shifting through pages) But we're not number one until we do this. Did you not hear what we just did? We were hilarious! Rigby: O-O-O-h! Oh, Mordecai, we're the best prank callers ever, aren't we? (Mordecai and Rigby laugh their hardest and Mordecai hangs up. Mordecai: HE'S STILL ON THE PHONE! H, HA, HA, HA!!! Mordecai: Oh, dude, he's still on the phone! Mordecai lets go of the phone with Benson still talking)īenson: Wherever this is coming from, I will track you down and I will find you, and if it.! Mordecai: Hey, Benson, you got any books by 'Joe Mama'?īenson: Who is this? (Mordecai and Rigby laugh even harder than before. He is sitting in his easy chair when the phone rings) Rigby: Hey, Skips, do you have a son named 'Joe Mama'? (Both Mordecai & Rigby laugh off-screen, and call Skips, who is seen lifting weights) Rigby: Please hold for a collect call from. Pops is ironing his pants when the telephone rings.) But you know what's even funnier than watching prank phone calls? Mordecai: Ye-e-eyah, I guess he's pretty funny. Rigby: The Master Prank Caller is the funniest thing on the internet, right, Mordecai? Master Prank Caller: I'm a sure glad I ain't Joe Mama! (Mordecai & Rigby both laugh at the prank call video) Oh, yeah! You just got pranked by the Master Prank Caller! Master Prank Caller: Oh, yes, this is I'm a sure. (Episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby laughing when they are watching a prank call video on the computer. This page is the transcript for ' Prank Callers'.

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